Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
(via breakfast-with-satan)
whoa∞man: dragonpikachu: i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants: aiyuwithoutatrace:...
i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:
the worst fuckin thing is
“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“do you draw? you do? DRAW…
pimps don’t do homework srry
(via a-cute-potsexual)
